Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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