I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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