belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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