The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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