Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
True strength comes from lack of pants
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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