Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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