Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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