that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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