My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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