I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Will exercising make me less horny?
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