everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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