We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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