There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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