I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I have fence marks all over my body
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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