omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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