turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
