Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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