nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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