His pubic hair was longer than his dick
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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