You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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