i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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