Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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