Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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