I will die if light touches me.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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