It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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