at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
sarcasm needs its own font
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
