They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she looked like the before picture.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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