I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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