So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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