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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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