I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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