grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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