is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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