thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Randomize
