eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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