Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
