I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
