On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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