Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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