Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
high people should be assigned attendants
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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