I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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