My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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