how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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