Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
