Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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