i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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