i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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