i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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