why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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