Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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