"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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