i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Mom said you looked used
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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