Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Semen is not good for contacts.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.