google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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