i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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