Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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