that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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